Sunday, January 21, 2024

Christopher Golden's House of Last Resort Weekend

Saturday Jan 20, 2024 -- Portsmouth NH

I've managed to miss the Merrimack Valley Halloween Book Festival every time it’s happened thus far, so when my friend Dennis asked me if I wanted to go to Christopher Golden’s one-off event in celebration of the upcoming release of his latest book, I said heck yes!

 

The event started on Thursday and ran through Saturday, the day we were able to go.  It was a blast!  Lowkey, with a single-track speaker schedule, so it was pretty easy to make decisions about what to do. 

 

On arrival we almost immediately got to meet author Brian Keene, who was running the event – he kindly signed a stack of paperbacks that Dennis had brought with him.

 

We arrived in time for the signing with Owen King and Joe Hill, at which point I had to kick myself for not bringing my copy of The Curator, Owen’s latest book, which is sitting right on my bedside table.  D’oh!  However, he was nice enough to sign the back of my name badge (hooray for creative problem solving!), so that will go in as my bookmark in his book.

Once upon a time, Joe Hill visited my shop when the International Cryptozoology Museum was in its first public location, in the back room attached to my shop space, but unfortunately that was on one of the days when it was closed and locked up.  (That was the only bad part of having the museum there – having to disappoint people!  Especially Joe Hill!!!  Gahhhhh….)

 


Next we went to the panel discussion titled “My Favorite Exorcism.”  Present (shown above, L-R) were authors Emily Hughes, Ronald Malfi, Philip Fracassi, Tanya Pell, Rebecca Rowland, Vaughn Beckford, Cat Scully (moderator), and Christopher Golden.

 

Possession and exorcism are themes that have fascinated and horrified those who know of them.  They are fruitful fodder for horror writers, and this panel examined some of the reasons why.  Part of what feeds this creative fire are the classification systems and rituals that are built up around them in the lore of the Catholic Church.  

 

[Right] Christopher Golden

Stages of possession were discussed briefly, the names evocative – infestation, oppression, obsession, possession.  The addition of non-Western traditions to the known lore increases its potential.  While Americans have become fairly well-versed in demonic exorcism due to a plethora of pop-culture exposure points, there are other types, and many analogues that can be utilized by writers.  For example, in some Eastern traditions, places themselves have an attached demon or spirit that can possess you and cause you trouble. 

 

Self-contained possession is another applicable theme, when a part of your existing personality rears up and refuses to be submerged again – sometimes with an effect that is in some ways liberating, as it turns out  (The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman was mentioned, as well as the short piece “The Story of an Hour” by Kate Chopin).  Christopher Golden mentioned John Carpenter’s The Thing as a favorite non-demonic possession flick, and Denzel Washington’s Fallen.

 

What makes possession so frightening?  The general consensus was loss of control, although other themes pluck our nerves – “it could be anybody” – how do you tell a person is possessed?  It’s not always immediately apparent, especially in The Thing.  This is another aspect of the phenomena that lends itself to building tension in storytelling. 

 

Pregnancy can be seen as possession, people can be possessed by uncontrollable rage, or unacceptable behavior.

 

Possession doesn’t always mean complete loss of agency, either.  In Philip Fracassi’s excellent The Boys in the Valley (Tor Nightfire, 2023), the boys who have been infested with the evil were still making their own decisions, but their existing attitudes and flaws were magnified under the evil’s influence.  The gloves were off.

 

Another facet is complicity, such as experienced by communities who found themselves under Nazi command in WWII.  Will you become a collaborator, or fight and likely die? 

 

Vaughn Beckford talked about the effect of defamiliarization – when you are a child (or adult) and something happens which causes your world, previously safe and familiar, to suddenly be yanked out from under your feet, leaving you alone in a strange and unfriendly environment, with no way to get back to where you were before.  Many of us have felt that way in our daily lives, so it is easy to for us to identify with a victim of possession feeling that same thing, only magnified a million times more.

 

Cat Scully mentioned another favorite example in the Evil Dead movies.  For her, Ash’s fight to overcome his possession stood tall as an analogue for overcoming fear and persevering.  Ronald Malfi recommended we look up a 7-part article called “The Haunted Boy” about Blatty’s experiences researching and writing The Exorcist, based on a real world possession case.  Tanya Pell talked a little bit about living with Type 2 narcolepsy, which in her experience includes sleep paralysis and associated nighttime hallucinations, which invoke a physical response as though the sufferer is actually fighting off a danger. 

 

Philip Fracassi mentioned the ‘80s film The Hidden (yes! I was hoping someone would) as another example of non-demonic possession.  Vaughn threw the Chucky film franchise into the ring (another great example!).  Cat Scully highly recommended the Thai film The Medium, and another called The Wailing, and The Incantation, too.  Christopher Golden added When Evil Lurks and Talk to Me.  He talked about how pure evil is a tremendous concept, evil being “quantifiable in the way a black hole is dark.” 

 

The “restored” version of John Carpenter’s Halloween was discussed, which seemed as though it hinted that the child (and eventually man) that was Michael Myers was being possessed by something “other.”  Likewise the hints given in the tagline of Night of the Living Dead – “When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” – might be read to indicate that the zombies were not being animated by their original selves.  Were they demon-ridden instead, since they were coming from Hell?

 

During the audience Q&A following, adolescence as a seeming possessed state was discussed.  Tanya Pell recommended the YA book The Good Demon.  Emily Hughes reminded the audience that hormones are a possessing force!  Christopher Golden talked about the massive chemical changes in the brain that occur during adolescence, and then conversation moved onto other options – addiction, in one form or another, is another analogue, as is mental illness (Billy Joel’s The Stranger was brought up).

 

A great question posed (and certainly one that could be food for a good many stories) is – what “tell” would give you away to a loved one if you were possessed?  What trait (or absence thereof) would give that secret away to someone who knew you really well?


After this we were psyched to run into author Eric LaRocca, who has not been able to make it into the shop in ages (but hopefully soon?).  He's been busy cranking out the horror books!!  

https://greenhandbookshop.com/search?q=larocca

 

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Next, after lunch at Cheese Louise -- a freezing cold but short walk away from the hotel -- we went to a reading by Paul Tremblay and Stephen Kozeniewski. 

 

Tremblay read the first couple chapters from his upcoming novel, Horror Movie (6/11/24, William Morrow), and Kozeniewski spoke in extemporaneous fashion – entertaining and sharply funny.  Tremblay made my day by mentioning that Horror Movie was inspired by Gunnar Hansen’s excellent account of his work in indie film, Chain Saw Confidential, which is apparently available as an audiobook now (yay!) even though the book itself is long out of print.

Our next stop was “TV, Film, and the Adaptation Process” featuring Philip Fracassi (moderator), Clay McLeod Chapman, Victor LaValle, Joe Hill, and Owen King [shown L-R above].  This panel discussion ranged widely and examined the pitfalls and some helpful advice from voices of experience about the subject.  This included – advantages to adapting other’s writing into script as opposed to your own, how comic books and animation can liberate you from some budgetary/creative constraints, and in general the fickle and changing nature of the entertainment behemoth, enslavement of yourself to which often times seems one of the few ways of making a paycheck (albeit sporadically) as a writer.

 

All in all it was a great time.  I got to meet the nice folks from Copper Dog Books, who were the only vendor at the event, got a few books signed for myself, got to hobnob with old and new favorite authors, and a bunch of friends. 

Author Philip Fracassi explains he would like to come to Maine! Hint hint
Three of us were wearing our Green Hand tshirts, which in a crowd that small really stood out.  I found this hilarious, because it wasn’t planned.  Nothing like a little spontaneous love to float your day along nicely!


Saturday, January 6, 2024

A warning for would-be customers of Irish Booksellers

Due to a number of recent issues that have been increasing in frequency, involving extremely irate customers of the so-called Irish Booksellers (a vendor that appears - based on their irate customer reports - to engage in dropshipping via Abebooks and Biblio bookselling websites online), I am forced to issue this statement for purposes of disambiguation. 

The Green Hand Bookshop, a real bricks-and-mortar bookshop in downtown Portland, Maine, is in no way associated with the so-called Irish Booksellers, which claims to be a bookseller in Portland, Maine, where they appear to maintain a P.O. Box at the local UPS Store on Marginal Way.
 
WE CANNOT RECOMMEND THEM, and warn prospective customers that due to the number of complaints we receive about them, buyer beware.  But don't just take my customers' word for it.
 
You can see their Yelp reviews here (they have the lowest rating possible, 1 star):
 
 
And their Better Business Bureau rating here (it's an F):
 
 
If you would like to read more about dropshippers/bookjackers, please see Zubal Books' excellent article here:
 
 
If you have had a bad experience with Irish Booksellers, please scroll down for a link to the FTC complaint site, and other helpful information. 
 
Unfortunately for me, when you type Irish Booksellers into Google, it pulls up our street address (Green Hand Bookshop at 661 Congress St in Portland ME) and contact information -- hence this post to clear up any confusion! -- which gives users the impression that we are associated with these stinkers.  
 
GREEN HAND BOOKSHOP IS NOT AND NEVER HAS BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH IRISH BOOKSELLERS.  
 
Google has been extraordinarily unhelpful with my efforts to correct this search error, so I am forced to post this in an effort to divorce myself from this parasitical association.
 
I have worked hard since 2009 to build a reputable business, and I do not sell online except select new books which are sold through my own website here: greenhandbookshop.com  
 
I have not ever listed any of my shop's used stock online via Abebooks, Biblio, or any other online marketplace, as I run a bricks-and-mortar used bookshop in the real world, where customers can walk into the shop and examine books before purchasing them, as that allows me to provide the best customer service experience for folks.  [NOTE:  We do sell new books online via greenhandbookshop.com which we ship directly from our store ourselves, and via our affiliate link at Bookshop.org which are shipped by Bookshop.org (not us, although we kindly receive proceeds from them), and audiobooks via our affiliate link at Libro.fm (which sends us proceeds from our affiliate sales).]
 
Please come visit us if you would like to peruse our current collection of used books -- we'd love to see you!
 
Speaking of which, Portland Maine is an amazing town for books.  Within downtown Portland alone, there are 3 used bookshops (including mine) and 3 new bookshops - and if you have a car, there are even more nearby.  I'll be doing a post about how Portland is a City of Books in the near future!  :)
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Helpful information:
 
If you have had a bad experience with Irish Booksellers or another dropshipper, and want to report them for fraud, please visit the FTC's fraud reporting site here:
 
 
The FTC shares their reports with more than 2,800 law enforcers across the U.S., and while they can't resolve your individual report, they use your report, along with those of others who have filed, to investigate and bring cases against fraud, scams, and bad business practices.  So it does have an effect - there is power in numbers!
 
If reporting them for fraud isn't the route you'd like to take, but you'd like some ideas on how to deal with the issue, the FTC has an excellent to-do list for you to follow:
 
 
If you have not complained to Abebooks about the issue, please follow the steps here, which will ensure that the seller's account will be flagged by them for repeated issues:
 
 
Once you have attempted to contact the seller, Abebooks requires the seller to respond within 2 business days.  Sending your inquiry through their system (see the instructions/links by reading the page linked above) will ensure that a record of your email is saved within your Abebooks account.  If 2 business days have passed with no response, you can then reach out Abebooks Customer Service with the details.   
 
If you are having trouble using their website, you can try using this unconfirmed phone number to contact their Customer Service department: (800) 315-5335
 
As they say, "The seller's failure to respond to your initial question will be noted in their account. A pattern of such policy violations can lead to the seller's account being suspended and/or permanently closed."  We can only hope that enough of these reports will, indeed, shut down such bad actors!
Biblio customers who have had similar problems can work with their Customer Service here:
 
https://www.biblio.com/support_request.php
 
You can also try calling them if you are having problems using our website, 1-800-813-9432 (U.S.) during regular weekday business hours (10 AM to 4 PM Eastern Standard Time).