Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tricycle of Death

Most of us who watch horror movies are well aware of the tricycle as a harbinger of death. This book makes it the entire story!!!
How about this for a teaser?

"Little Simon hated them. Just like he hated the new teacher. Handsome, brilliant, blind Christopher. He'd better leave Mommy alone. Or he would have to be punished. Punished in a sightless nightmare. Punished by a vengeful demon.

"Punished by the last sound his dying brain would know -- the squeak, squeak, squeak of a TRICYCLE."

[insert evil laugh and squeaking here]


  1. holy poop. that is awesome.

  2. I myself would definitely run screaming!!! Squeak, squeak, squeak indeed.